
In a day and age of governments trampling on Capitalists around the globe, we need a place for us [True Capitalists] to communicate, spread ideas and act in concert with one another. A place that helps facilitates Capitalists and potential Capitalists to succeed and spread the message. A place we can all visit without it impeding our busy Capitalists lifestyles. Something like a social network without all the simpletons wasting bandwidth on trivial subjects and pictures of their pretend social life. I'm talking about a virtual Capitalist Army that can bring together all Capitalists to aid in asserting our authority around the world. To all the True Capitalists worldwide, I bring to you the first social network of its kind; a network for Capitalists! I want YOU TO JOIN OUR ARMY; The Capitalist Army!
CapitalistArmy.com is a concept created by Ghost to help Capitalists worldwide to connect with one another and help each other succeed. Moreover, this social network will allow those Capitalists in the international community to amplify any oppression that is happening to them, and provide networking opportunities to help start ups, beginner investors and other potential Capitalists alike.
I would like to underscore that this social network is not for everyone; its just for True Captialists! For this reason, Ghost will be personally screening all potential members so we can filter out the trolls, losers and entitlement recipients. This social network has all the bells and whistles that the main stream social networks have; profiles, pictures, blogs, videos, audio, video chat, forums, comments, ratings, groups, events, etc. Also, we have an option for people to sell items (like Craigslist; but better) out of their profile and integrate PayPal or Checkout2go for instant purchase your products. Not to mention that I'm allowing all members to post advertising banners on their blogs and articles.
I forgot to also tell you that all this is free to all True Capitalists approved to be apart of the Capitalist Army. There is no charge for any of the social networking perk described above, so all you have to do is apply. Remember to explain in the join form why you're a True Capitalist, and that should make your chances to be accepted very high. So if you're a True Capitalist, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW!!!!

Ghost, you can't be gone, I hope that was only an April Fools prank or something, don't quit the show man.
ReplyDeleteGhost don't quit the show many people enjoy your view of a capitalist America and your jokes are hilarious. Please don't be angry, but yesterday I was the guy who said NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER FAT NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER and then hung up. Please don't give up
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